IT's OFFICIAL.....HEAVY METAL IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH!!! According to a study released by The University of Maryland Medical Centre in Baltimore.....listening to stressful or disturbing music can be bad for your heart. The investigation showed that listening to genres like "HEAVY METAL" narrowed arteries and made people more anxious...
FUCK.....WHAT WAS THAT NOISE!!!!????
According to Dr. Miller (why no first name....pussy), he found the genre of music most up-lifting for your health....John Denver.
JOHN FUCKING DENVER???
Now if you ask me about John Denver....he did so much for Rock And Roll with his testimony back in the 1985 session of the PMRC on censorship in music (which led to the lovely Parental Advisory on your cd). But John Denver???? How about Coldplay, or John Legend, or for fuck sake.......DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL!!!
The whole point of this blog however....there may be death by chocolate....but now officially....HEAVY METAL KILLS!!!-RoCk
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